WTF, Tiki Barber?

Tiki Barber, you are officially on My List.  WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

You know, I really liked you.  Since you were a UVA grad, you always seemed a couple of steps above the usual NFL athlete.  I guess I was wrong.  You are 2010's Tom Brady, except you don't even have a Super Bowl to your name.   Let me run down a list on all the reasons why you are awful.

1- Your wife stands by you for almost 15 years, during your good times and bad, and what do you do? YOU LEAVE HER WHEN SHE IS 8 MONTHS PREGNANT? WITH TWINS?
2- You cheat on her with a 23 year old? Who you used to take with you on work trips? And tell people she was your assistant?
3- On one episode of Cash Cab, you were the mobile shout-out for someone, and the question was, "what is the name of the famous John Steinbeck novel that followed the travels of Tom Joad?" and you answered, "Lonesome Dove."  Really? That book wasn't EVEN WRITTEN by Steinbeck.  Who hasn't heard of Grapes of Wrath? Seriously? I think that is a question on the graduation exam for high school students in Louisiana: "What book did John Steinbeck write?"  Products of "No Child Left Behind" can answer that question.  You should be ashamed. 
4- I bet your twin brother Ronde would NEVER do that to his wife.  And he has a Super Bowl ring to boot. 
5- Yes, Tom Brady did the same thing.  I still think he is awful. But here is why you are are worse: He left his wife for Giselle who is a world famous super model.  The only show your girl could potentially ever book is a "Girls Gone Wild" Daytona spring break special.  Also pregnant with twins is SO MUCH WORSE than pregnant with one child.