Thoughts on Draft: Round 1

Well, the first round of the 2010 Draft has come and gone, and now that the dust has settled, here are my thoughts.

Darnell Dockett Wants You to Know He's A Catch

Everyone's favorite ridiculously random tweeter Darnell Dockett is back at it again.  Except tonight, he has decided to take to twitter in order to tell you all the reasons he is a catch.  His evidentiary support is pretty compelling:

Breesus Walks

Sometimes when I am feeling down, or life starts to feel like a daily grind, I think back to my happy place.  And that place is: the 2009-2010 football season.  In order take a walk down memory lane tonight, I searched my inbox for all references to "Breesus."  Breesus, for any of our readers not in the know, is the affectionate term coined for Saints starting quarterback, Drew Brees.  Read all of the references to Breesus after the jump. 

Ben Roethlisber is Worse Than Imagined

The Smoking Gun got hold of the Georgia Police reports on the Roethlisberger incident. And let me just say....they are bad.

Saints 2009-2010: The Movie

We asked ourselves, "if the Saints 2009-2010 season was made into a movie, who would be cast?" Our results below.

Ben Roethlisberger Is a Scumbag

Surprise of my life.  It is now being reported that Georgia Officials are NOT going to file criminal charges against Big Ben. Roethlisberger: 2, Women of the World: 0.

Mark Sanchez Needs a Makeover

When Mark Sanchez first came on the scene, he had all the makings of a heartthrob.  Cute, tall, brown hair, personable, quarterback. 

WTF, Tiki Barber?

Tiki Barber, you are officially on My List.  WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

When Football Players Tweet

When twitter first became popular, I thought to myself: "Ugh.  Isn't this just shortened facebook, except not as awesome?" But soon I learned the real beauty of twitter: getting a glimpse into the mind of celebrities, 140 characters at a time. 

The Newest Saint

It was reported that former Chicago Bear Alex Brown has signed a two-year deal with the Saints.  For you Saints Fans out there, here is a brief primer on our newest player.

Passive-Agressive Journalism

Ever since the beginning of journalism, when I'm told people read things called "newspapers" that were printed in the middle of the night and delivered to people's houses once a day, there has existed a longstanding love-hate relationship between the press and p.r. folks.

Sean Weatherspoon is Visiting the Saints

The internets are a twitter with the news that OLB Sean Weatherspoon (Missouri) is visiting the Saints tomorrow for a workout.

How Cute is Anthony Hargrove?

As we reported on twitter yesterday, Anthony Hargrove signed his $1.2mil tender to return to the Saints for the 2010 season.

Breaking News: Chad Ochocinco is Ridiculous

I will be the first to admit: I did not really know who Chad Ochocino (WR: Cincinnati Bengals) was before the 2009-2010 season. Upon further research, I learned the following factoids about him:

Jeremy Shockey

M-Nolia (this is how I'm going to refer to my co-writer 'Magnolia' from here on out so this blog isn't inadvertently flagged as "adult content" on workplace screening programs) told me to check out some photos Jeremy Shockey had posted of himself on facebook in an album entitled "random pics.."

Welcome!

Welcome to Lipstick & Linebackers.  We are a new venture by Lil Layne (best known for starting feuds with people she has never met), and Magnolia (best known for trying to remain anonymous by picking a pseudonym that makes her sound like a stripper).