Really!?!

Borrowing a page from Seth and Amy over at SNL, we're going to do our own version of Really!?! here at Lipstick & Linebackers.

Two players have come forward in the last few weeks claiming Kansas City defensive end Shaun Smith grabbed their balls when their respective teams played Smith. Browns center Alex Mack and 49ers tackle Anthony Davis have both accused Smith of inappropriately touching them on the field.


"He tried to feel me," Davis told CSNBayArea.com. "That's weird, right?"

Yes, Anthony, that is weird.

Really?!? With 70,000+ people in the stands and millions more watching on TV, with cameras covering your every move in HD, you thought you could get away with grabbing another dude's junk, Shaun?? Really, Shaun?!? You thought that you could pull this move TWICE in a row without anyone noticing?? Really?!? Did you not think any of these dudes were going to speak up??

Talk about a bold move, Shaun. The Chiefs have a Bye this week, then face the Colts during Week 5 in Indianapolis. Actually, on second thought, we would pay to see Shaun try to grab golden boy Peyton Manning's balls. Can you imagine? Archie and Olivia would be down on the field in a heartbeat.

You can watch video of the incident here.

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